Hehehe. I played this game ages ago (though never completed, it not being my N64). On the plus side, it’s now available for purchase on the Wii Channel (Hurrah!)
March 12, 2008
Hehehe. I played this game ages ago (though never completed, it not being my N64). On the plus side, it’s now available for purchase on the Wii Channel (Hurrah!)
March 10, 2008
Ahh, dearie me, I have been planning to:
a) Update blog
b) Rant and rave about popular people vs. the ‘Little People’ (So eloquently put by one popular slutwhore)
c) Start and updating schedule
Clearly, a and c have no chance whatsoever of happening for a prolonged amount of time, so I will stop promising. B, however, is not beyond reach, though today I will satisfy myself by writing about Linda’s revenge.
So. Today was quite a good day all round. My homework all done on time, received please Bio. results, and, as you can tell from the title, I got pimpass and quite unnecessary revenge.
Incident One- Going to locker. Shiny, pretty blonde head below elbow (comfortably so). Elbow goes down (I swear it was accidental). Hard. Loud thudding sound, pain in elbow (dulled slightly by the funniness of situation). Pretty lady shouting in pain. I appear remorseful.
Incident Two- Going down stairs. Abandoned by Sam (My revenge was had later). Way blocked by a trio of ‘important’ people. Shove the prettiest one (she was most in my way). She stumbles and I walk by apologising not as profusely as I normally would’ve done (because you see, I’m actually quite a submissive wimp most of the time. I was just feeling good today!). She looked at me a bit shocked, and Sam said, “That was so on purpose!” I smile and walk on.<[?
Incident Three- Nothing to do with jealousy at all, and largely self inflicted by the receiver of pain (aka Samuel). Playing EBA on his DS, he keeps distracting me (i.e. tickling). I become irate (but it was hard to appear so, as he was STILL tickling me, so it was more a laugh/glare/scream fluxy thing). In my hand (the one waving around like crazy, due to said tickling), a DS stylus. The hand swings round and punches Sam, stylus point first, in the cheek. To my horror, a hole has appeared in his face, blood slowly trickling out of it (“Shit, Shit! Oh my god, Oh my god! Sam! There’s a fucking hole in your face! Shit!” – “Really?! I wonder how THAT could’ve gotten there,” – “Sam! SAM! THERE’S A HOLE IN YOUR FACE,”). I am now in hysterics, and Sam is more, “What? Is there really a hole there? Shit. Is it bleeding?”
What you should take from this story kiddies, is that if you distract Linda from her crappy gaming, she will make you bleed. =)
In other news!
And that’s pretty much it.
PS. Next Instalment: Why the ‘Little People’ Will Rule The World.
In the meantime (give or take a few months), have a look at this. IF YOU DARE!
February 17, 2008
January 27, 2008
Vaiirrr quickness today! Slightly inspired by Mr Luke’s “”"”new”"”" (LIES!) blog. See his amaaahhzing emote generator!.
Also! I have a new (and very empty) deviantart account (stop laughing): turnipmage.deviantart.com (I said stop. It’s really mean). Also! I have discovered this new thing called PaintChat, and am having trouble registering with various boardies, but will post up a good link soon.
Kiku (dogggyy!) came on friday night and stayed for two days, peeing on the carpet on saturday morning.
Avatar time!