Hehehe. I played this game ages ago (though never completed, it not being my N64). On the plus side, it’s now available for purchase on the Wii Channel (Hurrah!)

Ahh, dearie me, I have been planning to:
a) Update blog
b) Rant and rave about popular people vs. the ‘Little People’ (So eloquently put by one popular slutwhore)
c) Start and updating schedule
Clearly, a and c have no chance whatsoever of happening for a prolonged amount of time, so I will stop promising. B, however, is not beyond reach, though today I will satisfy myself by writing about Linda’s revenge.

So. Today was quite a good day all round. My homework all done on time, received please Bio. results, and, as you can tell from the title, I got pimpass and quite unnecessary revenge.
Incident One- Going to locker. Shiny, pretty blonde head below elbow (comfortably so). Elbow goes down (I swear it was accidental). Hard. Loud thudding sound, pain in elbow (dulled slightly by the funniness of situation). Pretty lady shouting in pain. I appear remorseful.

Incident Two- Going down stairs. Abandoned by Sam (My revenge was had later). Way blocked by a trio of ‘important’ people. Shove the prettiest one (she was most in my way). She stumbles and I walk by apologising not as profusely as I normally would’ve done (because you see, I’m actually quite a submissive wimp most of the time. I was just feeling good today!). She looked at me a bit shocked, and Sam said, “That was so on purpose!” I smile and walk on.<[?
Incident Three- Nothing to do with jealousy at all, and largely self inflicted by the receiver of pain (aka Samuel). Playing EBA on his DS, he keeps distracting me (i.e. tickling). I become irate (but it was hard to appear so, as he was STILL tickling me, so it was more a laugh/glare/scream fluxy thing). In my hand (the one waving around like crazy, due to said tickling), a DS stylus. The hand swings round and punches Sam, stylus point first, in the cheek. To my horror, a hole has appeared in his face, blood slowly trickling out of it (“Shit, Shit! Oh my god, Oh my god! Sam! There’s a fucking hole in your face! Shit!” – “Really?! I wonder how THAT could’ve gotten there,” – “Sam! SAM! THERE’S A HOLE IN YOUR FACE,”). I am now in hysterics, and Sam is more, “What? Is there really a hole there? Shit. Is it bleeding?”
What you should take from this story kiddies, is that if you distract Linda from her crappy gaming, she will make you bleed. =)

In other news!

  • Happy [late] birthday Akhil! Congrats on being 16.
  • This Saturday, Linda will be dragged along to Islington, to a County fair or something (Organised by GoodHousekeeping and Country Living – Thumbs WAY up).

    And that’s pretty much it.

    PS. Next Instalment: Why the ‘Little People’ Will Rule The World.
    In the meantime (give or take a few months), have a look at this. IF YOU DARE!

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    Also, I am well aware it is not funny and his shoulder is wrong.
    Lalala.

    Just to prove Luke WRONGS.

    Also! Look what I found:


    Made ages ago for Leila’s birthday card ^^

    Also! Happy (almost) Chinese New Year! Linda was let off piano and flute practice today in honour of the occasion (hurrah!)

    I will soon post up all the other sketchies I have done for the thingy (also to prove Luke wrong) with comments and Hong in drag!

    En plus! Sam made me pancakes today (which we devoured with much chocolate sauce – the only evidence for them ever existing took the form of several sheets of greaseproof paper and the nausea in our tummies) which is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me (that I can recall at this point in time. My mother giving birth comes quite close). Made me feel all warm and fuzzy, in a freezing to death kind of way.

    Link to open canvas 1.1 can be found here! (provided my kissmysteffy.deviantart.com) Very good for networking, and means the only people who mock your drawings are Hong.

    Vaiirrr quickness today! Slightly inspired by Mr Luke’s “”"”new”"”" (LIES!) blog. See his amaaahhzing emote generator!.
    Also! I have a new (and very empty) deviantart account (stop laughing): turnipmage.deviantart.com (I said stop. It’s really mean). Also! I have discovered this new thing called PaintChat, and am having trouble registering with various boardies, but will post up a good link soon.

    Kiku (dogggyy!) came on friday night and stayed for two days, peeing on the carpet on saturday morning.

    Avatar time!

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